twerk team nationals
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
i procrastinate until it’s not even procrastinating anymore it’s just stupidity
All of my irl friends are just now entering into their meme phases and it is the most painful thing ive ever had to endure
If someone would be kind enough to have sex with me, it would be much appreciated.
I want to sleep with you. No, I do not mean sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you’re laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it’s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.