relevant.
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Perfectly Lonely
Cause I don't belong to anyone, and nobody belongs to me.
I hope my flat mates appreciate me singing along to musicals and hip hop for a few hours.
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what
twerk team nationals
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UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
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i procrastinate until it’s not even procrastinating anymore it’s just stupidity
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All of my irl friends are just now entering into their meme phases and it is the most painful thing ive ever had to endure
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so hot
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If someone would be kind enough to have sex with me, it would be much appreciated.
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The world is not full of Attractive People and Unattractive People. It’s full of people who are attractive to some and not to others. I hear from trolls all the time who complain that they don’t want to be “forced” to find nasty, ugly fat women attractive–which utterly baffles me, since the last thing I want to do is encourage fat-hating dicks to date fat women. You don’t find fat people attractive? Fabulous. Don’t date them. I will find a way to pick myself up and move on without your love. But to assume your lack of sexual interest in fat chicks must be universal–or that the mere existence of self-confident fat people having healthy relationships somehow “forces” you to find fat attractive–is the height of fucking narcissism.
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I want to sleep with you. No, I do not mean sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you’re laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked, so it’s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.
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